Thanks for all the replies; good to know I’m not alone.
The bun was in the microwave, despite the fact that I didn’t use it that night.
I discovered that I lost a list of referrals from my doctor. I have to call him to get the info again. I put his number in my contacts list, but of course I can’t find it…
My watch went missing two days ago.
So it goes. When I stop the crazy talk (it disappeared, it’s not where I last put it, object permanence is a lie, etc.) early enough, I can stay in a rational space. It will take awhile to catch up to all the new posts on this thread. Looks like I hit a nerve.