Earlier today I went to the gas station. I pre-paid for the fuel and went back to my van and put the hose in the tank. Ok now this is where things get funny. I cant turn the nozzle on because there is a medium sized spider dangling from the base of the nozzle's trigger. I really, REALLY hate spiders. I look inside my car till I find a couple of stray drinking straws. I put one inside the other to make it super long and then started sweeping it under the gas hose, trying to disconnect this awful spider. After a few attempts, I manage to knock it lose and it hits the ground and I stomp on it. Immediately after I have successfully destroyed the spider I look up to see three guys standing outside there vehicle at the other pump, staring at me like i have completely lost my mind. All i can say to them is, "I saw a spider." They reply, "Oh yeah that makes sense.".... Although I don't think they were convinced. I couldn't help but giggle about it after I got back into my van. Jeez, the way they looked at me.....

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