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8 May 2009 @ 11:42 PM
Rekka_Yoruhana Join Date: Sat 25th Apr 2009
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Humor: Dog Analogy

So I was reading one of Thom Hartmann's "Hunter vs. Farmer" books and ended up coming up with my own analogy. Maybe there is someone on here who knows more about dogs than I do and can check my analogy for accuracy?

Normal people (Thom Hartmann's "Farmers") are like Golden Retreivers. They're friendly, playful, easy to train, and just as happy curled up next to you on the couch while you watch T.V. as they are chasing a frisbee through the backyard. They've been bred for decades as family pets, so they can't be too uncontrollably energetic, etc.

AD/HD people are more like Border Collies. Border Collies are bred to WORK; more specifically, the kind of work that involves running around all day, making sure the sheep stay in one place, either completely by themselves or taking orders from a handler who is frequently out of visual range, not to mention protecting the sheep from coyotes, wolves, mountain lions, and strange humans with guns.

Guess what happens when you take a ranch-bred Border Collie into a suburban middle-class home and try to make him act like a Golden Retriever? ;)

A friend of mine, who's grandmother breeds Australian Shepherds (similar to Borders, still a herding breed), agreed that unless Border Collies are given a "job" to do, something that's both mentally and physically stimulating, they go crazy and end up in the pound with severe behavioral problems.

So...any ideas? What other crazy dog and/or animal analogies can we come up with?

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13 May 2009 @ 10:52 AM Reply # 1
tnr Join Date: Sun 6th Jan 2008
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How true!

I had never thought about the dog analogy. You're right. I have a shetland sheepdog - another one of those extremely smart, extremely active dogs that NEEDS a job to do or he'll drive you crazy. My husband has never had a sheltie before and it drives him a bit nuttier than me. He prefers the cat and he's not a cat person. I grew up with shelties. Maybe I identify with them.....maybe we have a lot more in common than I thought.... Possibly if I find a way to keep the dog occupied, maybe it'll help me.....?

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13 May 2009 @ 11:04 PM Reply # 2
Rekka_Yoruhana Join Date: Sat 25th Apr 2009
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Sounds about right.

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Possibly if I find a way to keep the dog occupied, maybe it'll help me.....?

That's what I'm thinking. And I figure it's a much more positive way of explaining AD/HD. So instead of saying "Yeah, I have a disorder" I can instead say "I'm just the Border Collie of the group, I need WORK!"

You Tube has a lot of great videos of agility trials; they look like a lot of fun and stimulation, especially for the herding-type dogs. Not to mention fun for the human partner! Heck, those videos kinda made me want to run that course! Screw the dog, I call dibs on the obstacle course. ;)

Something else I've noticed with dogs, and possibly with people too: The more intelligent the dog, the more likely they are to be "hyperactive" and, depending on how you look at it, harder to train. I wonder if this applies to people too?

Maybe that would explain why so many kids with AD/HD are extremely intelligent, frequently more so than their "normal" peers, but that intelligence maybe comes at a small price?

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14 May 2009 @ 10:22 AM Reply # 3
Kay Marner Join Date: Fri 27th Jun 2008
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You'll love this book!

There's a book about this! I reviewed it for the Summer 2009 issue of ADDitude. It's called "All Dogs Have ADHD". It's darling!

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14 May 2009 @ 10:17 PM Reply # 4
Rekka_Yoruhana Join Date: Sat 25th Apr 2009
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I know that one!

I saw that book at Barnes and Noble the other day!

My friend and I had a good laugh about it. My best friend, who I frequently refer to as my older sister (even though I'm the oldest in my family, I just got kinda absorbed into hers), has a younger sibling who is severely autistic. We were at Third Place Books a while ago and found a book called "All Cats Have Asperger's Syndrome." It was so cute, and it made my sister happy because there weren't that many children's books on autism back when her brother was born.

Then, about a week later, I found the "All Dogs Have AD/HD" book. I texted my sister about it, and we've both been cracking about it since.

I'm seriously thinking about going back to buy both of those books, because they were so awesome!

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