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Humor: Dog Analogy
So I was reading one of Thom Hartmann's "Hunter vs. Farmer" books and ended up coming up with my own analogy. Maybe there is someone on here who knows more about dogs than I do and can check my analogy for accuracy?
Normal people (Thom Hartmann's "Farmers") are like Golden Retreivers. They're friendly, playful, easy to train, and just as happy curled up next to you on the couch while you watch T.V. as they are chasing a frisbee through the backyard. They've been bred for decades as family pets, so they can't be too uncontrollably energetic, etc.
AD/HD people are more like Border Collies. Border Collies are bred to WORK; more specifically, the kind of work that involves running around all day, making sure the sheep stay in one place, either completely by themselves or taking orders from a handler who is frequently out of visual range, not to mention protecting the sheep from coyotes, wolves, mountain lions, and strange humans with guns.
Guess what happens when you take a ranch-bred Border Collie into a suburban middle-class home and try to make him act like a Golden Retriever? ;)
A friend of mine, who's grandmother breeds Australian Shepherds (similar to Borders, still a herding breed), agreed that unless Border Collies are given a "job" to do, something that's both mentally and physically stimulating, they go crazy and end up in the pound with severe behavioral problems.
So...any ideas? What other crazy dog and/or animal analogies can we come up with?
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